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Laws are on one side, poets on the other

I woke up this morning and my wife was already gone. There was a note by the coffeemaker that read “I’m sorry. This isn’t working for me.”. I still don’t know what she was talking about. The coffee tasted fine.

I painted a portrait of my dog on a pumpkin, what do you think? It’s totally sustainable and biodegradable fall decorating!

@itschiefleopard @jasoncitron @packyM @mariogabriele @discord Mine now thanks

Wild $T1mes!

POTTERHEADS, O MOMENTO É DE VOCÊS! No dia 21/11 vai ocorrer uma exibição única em 3D de "Harry Potter e a Pedra Filosofal" nos cinemas, em comemoração aos 20 anos do filme. A pré-venda dos ingressos para a sessão especial começará na próxima segunda-feira (15).

We players are frustrated with our University Health Services(UHS) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

We know that experiments are the backbone of all science, but our curriculum is still based around masturbatory theory-worship

We need diverse representation not only so every kid can see themselves as the hero of the story, but so that every kid can understand that *other* kinds of kids are *also* the heroes of the story.

God says I am resilient. That’s why you haven’t seen me break yet. ????

@iFOMOd @MegapontNFT @Stacks @SolanaMBS @solana @BoredApeYC @ethereum @CyberKongz lol what are these megapont they look horrible

Honestly why is traffic even a thing, like just drive xx

@SenSanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

This has to be one of the best NBA pictures of all time.

all bars and clubs should sell clif bars and ear plugs, for sensitive little boys who forgot to eat dinner

masculinity is a performance and we need to start throwing tomatoes and booing https://t.co/aGD5W2LAwF