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This is karma for not choosing the name random penguin house

When you understand MMT you understand the 'human condition' is one big ugly self-inflicted wound.

Humankind 煮豆燃豆萁 豆在釜中泣 本是同根生 相煎何太急

up up down down left right left right B A sweater beard start https://t.co/NEx4t1Bzfr

Wait until Virginia finds out they teach Arabic numerals in school… ??

Behold, my first tweet as an adult: Hehe balls

@ChloeHawes01 Fantastic song

a veces uno piensa que si, pero no

Top 5 coolest cultures on planet Earth 1. African Americans (they invented cool) 2. Working Class British Musicians. 3. (A close 3rd) Jamaicans 4. Jewish Americans 5. Flamenco Gypsies

how do I get a conference t-shirt that fits the words "I'm not ignoring you, if I have no glasses on I cannot see you & if I have glasses on I'm probably so deep in my mind that I also cannot see you"

@ItwtAlot I'm not even going to let this one get traction, fuck off with the fake grooming accusations it's not cool or funny. I came up with the name Sapnap in 2019 and before then it never even existed. He never went by Sappy on discord and the screenshots are fake. Fuck you.

Big Bird is a communist.

My spirit is eternal and I still don't wanna waste my time with you. Think about that.

@RonWyden Why does ur pp look like u just came?

@PJHughes45 Dogs should be allowed in more places and kids should be allowed in fewer places

@adamhoov @WholeMarsBlog You’re a good follow Adam.