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The English must revive their old defiant spirit, and kick out foreign extremists for good.

realizing that tonight is daylight savings - Spring Ahead!

Mom can you come get me Alyssia is calling me a brunette again

.@RonMariano parks right behind me & has refused to speak a word to me for the last 2 years —not even a hello. Here’s what he said today: “We’re willing to work with the auditor. She wanted some input on the audit; she now has it.” Sure, Mr. Speaker. I’ll wait by the phone.… https://t.co/Ff7hPDGUOk

@BigDomeMahomes wtf is the canes hockey mascot a candy cane

I let alcohol and various sports teams dictate my entire mental well being, as I slowly descend into the void https://t.co/bpPzYJgmlL

whatever you say, teacher https://t.co/zjeRSaSI4J

Nigga at work pulled out a can of tuna a can opener and a fork. I’m gone lol

The era of the memecoin is upon us.

People keep asking if I have a spot in President Trump's cabinet….I do….Head of The Liquor Cabinet!! 🇺🇸 Kid Rock

Bruh you literally fucking die Wrap your head around that None of this shit matters Yet it all fucking matters immensely. Max it out GAS PEDAL

Lil Baby’s next album will likely place him on the same level as 2Pac 🔥🔥🔥 @whamcbfw4

reading, listening to ok computer. i've read a lot of great books this year...

Department of Government Efficiency The merch will be 🔥🔥🔥

I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.