@jesterferret
@clownshrimps YES ITS HAPPY TEARS BUT ALSO EVERY SENTENCE OF THIS TWEET IS A VINE BOOM SFX BEING PLAYED INSIDE MY SKULL I NEED TO PRINT AND FRAME IT I THINK
@Juicewag
I was wrong about you. I didn’t know the forces of evil were conspiring against you. I didn’t know it really was you against the world. Coach I hope and pray you’ll forgive me for what I’ve said, I now know you’ll deliver us to the promised land.
@david_j_roth
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
@SpaceX
CNBC’s story on Starship’s launch operations in South Texas is factually inaccurate. Starship’s water-cooled flame deflector system is critical equipment for SpaceX’s launch operations. It ensures flight safety and protects the launch site and surrounding area. Also known as… https://t.co/OEofb8MlDw
@Rayfulosunshine
My titties are soft as hell and it’s still free Palestine all day everyday till the day I die
@dandarling
Some thoughts on pastors and politics in an election season, since it's a trending topic: - Pastors preaching the whole council of God cannot avoid being political. The gospel itself is political, both in its announcement and its implications. - Citizenship is something to be… https://t.co/f3xIyKOT7Z
@OSSCTweets
SCB Rule 272, paragraph 4, subsection B, clause 7: “If the cause of a stoppage is not clear, the referee shall exclude Luke Killeen” #OxfordSpeedway
@narendramodi
ເດີນທາງມາຮອດ ສປປ ລາວ ແລ້ວ. ພ້ອມສຳລັບການປຶກສາຫາລືກັບບັນດາທ່ານຜູ້ນໍາໂລກ.
@RIL_Updates
It is a very sad day for India and India Inc. Ratan Tata's passing away is a big loss, not just to the Tata Group, but to every Indian. At a personal level, the passing of Ratan Tata has filled me with immense grief as I lost a dear friend. Each of my numerous interactions with… https://t.co/VNHAtiYtcC
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