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“I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing.. through every dark night, there's a bright day after that.. so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up...and handle it.”

my politics are whatever this is

my politics are whatever this is

A bubble is a bull market in which you don't have a position.

Without fucking fail it's the 5th time I see someone in group settings that romantic interest hits me if it's ever gonna hit me at all, but for them it's like 1-2 times and "nadia wasn't interested so lemme move on" I don't work like that okayyyy ppl are just strangers until

@nameless_nm Acqeuse how ever you fucking spell it

Cum town is not a socialist podcast it's not a fascist podcast it's a podcast about being gay with your dad

Kanye West. Utter Shit. LG x

@_Iiveforever Tee shirts are for wankers

Just a reminder If the dodgers continue to hit Tatis (unintentional or intentional) Padres have 5 bullpen arms who touch 100 MPH and can throw at Ohtani's head It's up to the dodgers if they wanna keep hitting Tatis Padres have the leverage

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH

Having children is saving the world

whatever you do, make sure you only go to the gym consistently enough to maintain a sad baseline and never make any long term progress

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I'm going to make my own programming language called Reverse Python #PythonIsABitch; HelloWorld("print"); _AddSpace.Execute.Runtimeerror0;