“Next you’ll tell me there’s a University of Writing!” 🚩

Stop using BBQ spice on Chicken 😭

If you're smart, you give it to 28.

I don't think I have ever wanted the @Chiefs to draft someone more than @PatrickMahomes5 #NFLDraft

AMC HALTED

me, flirting: we should have sex before climate change kills us all 😉

Vote.

Due to the extreme heat, Oregonians can pump their own gas until midnight tonight. Here’s a how-to video https://t.co/LVu0S41R43

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Fun fact, the working title of Kill Bill was Killiam William.

Fuck coleslaw

Girls are evil, Gn

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