Assistants in publishing are out here getting 2 paychecks a month then turning around and putting 1.5 paychecks towards rent

I am so proud of my beautiful wife Kim Kardashian West for officially becoming a billionaire

You’ve weathered the craziest storms and now God is shining on you and our family

So blessed this is still life
So I made you this still life

We love you so much

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.
#SaturdayMorning
#SaturdayThoughts
#SaturdayVibes

We didn’t get the socialist government we wanted but we got the one we deserved.

please do not ask me questions. ever. i do not know anything. i know nothing at all. mind is completely void of all information.

Good Starship SN8 static fire! Aiming for first 15km / ~50k ft altitude flight next week. Goals are to test 3 engine ascent, body flaps, transition from main to header tanks & landing flip.

Same energy

No deaths?! What a let down. #RoyalWedding

BOSS: due to the virus we need everybody to work from home

ME: please, i have a family

Laws of thermodynamics:
1. You can’t win
2. You can’t break even
3. You can’t stop playing

Sorry

sending love. be safe.