Lol. When it’s all said and done I guess I’ll be known as a Titty Lover... I can live with that. 💎

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@jk_rowling Which hogwarts house is known for having the wettest pussy?

redditor who removed me from the kfc forum. youre a shit head. coronal sanders would have taken you out in one shot

Just want to make people smile. And teach them the perfect squat

i stink at math! ughhh.

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Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?

I am selling almost all physical possessions. Will own no house.

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

Thankful. Grateful. Blessed

how long can you hold your breathe under water??

WE FREE