@UniofReading
“Next you’ll tell me there’s a University of Writing!” 🚩
@Makhudu_ZA
Stop using BBQ spice on Chicken 😭
@zkeefer
If you're smart, you give it to 28.
@TannerWestberg
I don't think I have ever wanted the @Chiefs to draft someone more than @PatrickMahomes5 #NFLDraft
@zerohedge
AMC HALTED
@sydneyelainexo
me, flirting: we should have sex before climate change kills us all 😉
@BarackObama
Vote.
@Oregonian
Due to the extreme heat, Oregonians can pump their own gas until midnight tonight. Here’s a how-to video https://t.co/LVu0S41R43
@anandhasfun
Fun fact, the working title of Kill Bill was Killiam William.
@ripxtc_
Fuck coleslaw
@M7KASA_
Girls are evil, Gn
@BMapanado
#NewProfilePic