@Enan_Rwaboona
Some of you, I call you baby because you are younger than me, nothing serious ?
@jiatolentino
Just imagine.... you're standing in a big warm crowd, two songs into hearing this Waxahatchee album live, your friend wiggles back through next to you and hands you a beer, you say “thanks dog I got the next one,” you take simultaneous sips and go on vibing :’)
@duttdoll
Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended!!
@soupinthering
men are either good at bowling or know how to eat pussy these are mutually exclusive
@DuncanStott
Me, slamming out my best tweet of the week. ❤️ 1 Me, shitposting in the replies of someone with numbers. ❤️ 4K
@DeathMetalV
It'll never cease to amaze me a guy who lives in a country club convinced people who live in mobile homes he was relatable.
@jinsbun
i stopped saying i liked reading as a hobby bc everytime someone asks “oh! what do u like reading?” i can’t say “jk getting fucked in the ass”
@_roryturnbull
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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