@halfadopted
being friends with girls is all about being like “i love uuuu sorry i was acting sick in the head earlier” but u were actually being so normal so she replies “noooo omg i was… ur a gift” but she was normal too
@pixelatedboat
The main reason people don’t recognise sarcasm on twitter isn’t that sarcasm is hard to convey through text, it’s that they think everyone else on twitter is dumber than them
@BobGolen
Someone told me they don't wear a mask cuz their nose is too big. Give me a break. I wear underwear.
@BostonScott2
Nothing like going home after a tough loss and playing rocket league only to be bodied by a 12 year old who’s user name is sook_medik
@CoachTerrell
Have to have players that can put ego to the side and truly buy in to win in any sport. True Individual success comes from team success.
@Mancross
You must understand that smoking doesn't make you appear manly and tough. What gives you such feeling is the kind of responsibility you shoulder. I'm sorry for boring you but it's weekend and I thought I should remind to #Breathe and #QuitSmoking
@BrianHagel
I’ll never understand Kevin McCallister making his mac n cheese at 8:57 when he knows the bad guys are coming at 9. #HomeAlone
@losingxdays
i’m so convinced he just pulls in between normally parked cars & drives to push one till his car fits
Customnia is a printing service that helps people to express themselves by making high-quality merchandise. We provide customized printed merchandise, fulfillment, and worldwide shipping of excellent quality swag in the shortest possible time.
Create your swag store from your tweets in a few clicks
With AnyTweet, users can set up a merch store with their own tweets in minutes. The creator does not need to buy merchandise; the service will create and send the product and the author of the tweet will get the profit.
With GitMerch every GitHub user could print a t-shirt with his own contributions map and proudly wear it to show how cool it to be a creator of the future.