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PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenter
The difference between most people saying “im immunized” vs Aaron Rogers saying “im immunized”, is like the difference between most people saying “I love you like a brother” and Aaron Rogers saying “I love you like a brother”
Peer Sylvester -trotz alledem und alledem
@Koenigvonsiam
@PonchoRebound Why is a Ninja/Priest class not called acrobat Reader?
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@justmeagain34
My wife complained that all the time I spend on Twitter has affected the way we communicate as a family, So, I blocked her.
Ryan Whitney
@ryanwhitney6
Sam Rosen and Joe Micheletti on MSG are the top duo in the league no sonk.
manicpixiememequeen
@mpmemequeen
if jake gyllenhaal broke up with me at age 20, i would not have written “red,” i would have killed myself
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@justmeagain34
My son came to me last night and asked, “Dad, did you know in some countries you don’t know who your wife is until you get married?” I replied, “It’s like that everywhere, son.”
Corey Quinn
@QuinnyPig
Why are they still called “Googlers” and not something like “Alphabetches?”
Claribel A. Ortega
@Claribel_Ortega
This is karma for not choosing the name random penguin house
Warren B. Mosler
@wbmosler
When you understand MMT you understand the 'human condition' is one big ugly self-inflicted wound.
Laura: Magically better with no effort in January
@LShalott
up up down down left right left right B A sweater beard start https://t.co/NEx4t1Bzfr
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