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I’m the Michael Jordan of drunk driving

i lovvvve uuuuu .

@paulogala Em um país pobre como o BR, medir e monitorar a *qualidade* do gasto público em educação é ainda mais importante. Precisamos seguir mais o exemplo de Sobral e menos o de programas fracassados e caros, tais como o FIES e o PRONATEC.

@eu_alfie @majeronn I’ve been festering in my own shit for years

Narcissist

sTop brEATh1NG. hA hA hA! -kING vAMP

95% swag, i lost 5 for talking to you

Twenty years ago, the United States unilaterally withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty signed by Moscow and Washington in 1972. Russia did all there was to do to keep this crucial document in force https://www.facebook.com/Dmitry.Medvedev/posts/10158056853706851/

Just changing messaging from Covid being a moral war to an endemic disease we largely have answers for would be amazing. https://t.co/4oCJdUUMH7

Engineer 1: Docker will really simplify things Engineer 2: We'll need Kubernetes to simplify Docker. Engineer 3: Helm really helps simplify Kubernetes Engineer 4: Tigera does something with Kubernetes to make networking easier Me: Pass the fucking Dewars. https://t.co/mBNv41vJmm

Left Twix, Right Twix, I don’t give a damn. At the end of the day we’re all just candy here. Merry twixmas

Apparently there will be a Cabernet ? meeting at 2pm

Jesus 2022our only hope ✝️

@gothaladdin Maybe immortalize it by printing on a t-shirt or a mug? https://printyourtweet.com/t/1193225166979051520

If the Covid-19 virus ? found time to become a better version of itself, so can you… Period!

serratus muscles really are the most underrated muscles. you really don't know how pretty they are until yours are POPPING won't post a pic for the same (obvious) reason i won't post a pic of my pecs but damn. damn