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Buy me ice cream or else I'll tell mum you eat salt with your nose

Casters keep saying "Valorant effort" but it doesn't make any sense to me because I'm pretty sure the entire point of Valorant is to not put in any effort.

If you're smart, you give it to 28.

In an absolutely hilarious turn of events, I am the only Falco player from the entire US to qualify for SWT finals (not counting LCQ). They said I would never really one of them...turns out they were right.... I'm better ;))) LMAOOOOOOO

I’m wearing all SHEIN for Halloween this year. The impact of fast fashion is terrifying!

fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

Started wearing earplugs whenever I feel overstimulated and it’s literally changed my life

Guys they baited teaming accusations so no one would mention their x3 zens its so obvious

I grew up in the 80s, it's called Columbia House https://t.co/PWY93HZCAa

Stop influence. Inspire! #dogecoin

@IAmSpilly Which one; the NFT monkey or the Texas coach’s attack monkey

India’s Panchamrut that will power our fight against climate change.

@whatstabupto already played that

Thank you @BoredApeYC for reaching out! These apes are officially worthless if bought! Make sure you do not bid on or purchase these STOLEN APES. They are marked forever until they are back in my hands. No one will buy your stolen apes. Ape Look out for ape. #BAYC #NFTCommunity

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The Packers have five days to tell Jordan Love who Daniel Sorensen is.