@Enan_Rwaboona
It’s my first time in court and i heard the judge saying “ORDER” and i quickly replied “fried rice, chicken and chilled juice” Now two policemen are escorting me outside, i think we are going to the restaurant.
@Enan_Rwaboona
Make sure you don't confuse patience with wasting time, they look alike sometimes.
@Enan_Rwaboona
Sometimes you think you've gotten a new lover kumbe it's paper 2 of your ex???
@reynlord
my doctor gave me a multiband compressor, limiter and high pass filter at 35hz and now i think I’ve finally mastered my depression
@ManUtd
Manchester United can confirm that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has left his role as Manager. Thank you for everything, Ole ❤️ #MUFC
@EllenDeGeneres
200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my PS6.”
@wealth_director
The distance between dreams and reality is called discipline.
@BeardedGenius
Give it to either Idris Elba or Jodie Comer til the end of the season
@dril
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
@wayofthemoth
“5-week-old Hunter snoozing alongside his 104-year-old great-great-grandfather Charles” ?? ❤️ Credit: Hannah Temple
@mikaadenise
are u gonna call me beautiful today or do i gotta go to the gas station?
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