@DuncanStott
Me, slamming out my best tweet of the week. ❤️ 1 Me, shitposting in the replies of someone with numbers. ❤️ 4K
@DeathMetalV
It'll never cease to amaze me a guy who lives in a country club convinced people who live in mobile homes he was relatable.
@jinsbun
i stopped saying i liked reading as a hobby bc everytime someone asks “oh! what do u like reading?” i can’t say “jk getting fucked in the ass”
@_roryturnbull
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
@katynotie
I have completed my 12 hour Twitter jail sentence for responding to a tweeter who had a tick on them with:
@jzux
microwave: congratulations! your bowl is now piping hot me: amazing! and the food too? microwave: slow down there buddy
@CDCgov
CDC does not currently recommend the use of facemasks to help prevent novel #coronavirus. Take everyday preventive actions, like staying home when you are sick and washing hands with soap and water, to help slow the spread of respiratory illness. #COVID19 https://t.co/uArGZTJhXj
@AOC
The whole point of protesting is to make ppl uncomfortable. Activists take that discomfort w/ the status quo & advocate for concrete policy changes. Popular support often starts small & grows. To folks who complain protest demands make others uncomfortable... that’s the point.
@ggreenwald
Do you see how casually Democratic operatives play with racism and race accusations, like it's their little private toy they bought and get to use however they want? That's all it is to them - zero authentic convictions behind it - and it's trivializing the whole issue:
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