
@jessica_smetana
In fairness to Oklahoma, If the head coach of Notre Dame ever got poached by another Power 5 school I would probably lose my mind too. However in my entire lifetime all of Notre Dame’s head coaches have been 1. Fired or 2. Brian Kelly

@BrodoSchemes
Sex with the right person is amazing. Have sex, a lot of it but be responsible!

@roomieofficial
If someone from the most famous japanese video game company urinates on you, you’re getting a Nintendo Wee

@AntIsStinky
sometimes you have to wear the GAY SUNHAT...... other times you have to wear the BIG MAN BOOT.........

@NicoleFCarr
Bothered by a new Christmas movie bc it doesn’t address COVID.I know it was shot during the pandemic,so are we pretending there’s no virus? We can’t get a script about how they’ve managed to have a big,maskless indoor party w strangers in 2021 & no vaxx or testing status convo?

@tylerthecreator
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

@ClayTravis
My 11 year old asked me to Tweet that the Heisman voters are “so dumb” for not inviting Bama’s Will Anderson to New York. So here it is.

@dongatory
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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