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If the Covid-19 virus ? found time to become a better version of itself, so can you… Period!

serratus muscles really are the most underrated muscles. you really don't know how pretty they are until yours are POPPING won't post a pic for the same (obvious) reason i won't post a pic of my pecs but damn. damn

- I wasn't born with it - I'm not smart - I'm not gifted - It takes me longer But I can guarantee that my competition will give up before I do That's my advantage

Even if you don't find love or money, try find a child. Old age is not funny.

being cute is a defense mechanism for cats like if i didn’t find that screamy poopy zoom-zoom demon in my house cute i would most definitely launch it into space

Has anyone done this yet

@Austen @rationalvc ?? https://www.youtube.com/c/rationalvc

When someone asks “what’s https://www.rationalvc.com/?” This literally covers 99% of it ??? @CyrusYari & @iman_olya only quote goats ? ? Cc: @naval @chamath @nivi @nntaleb and Uncle Charlie

? ? Just used @JoinOdin’s platform for an angel investment and all I can say is WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! It’s so easy and intuitive to use. Well done @morty_lin & @ry_paddy - seriously impressed w/ how simple you’ve made the process ??

Did you know the maximum velocity of my thoughts are only slightly faster than a badger's sense of smell

My dad was the greatest man I’ve ever met✝️ Until I see you again dad. I love you.

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

Will the Brexit negotiator job become like jury service ?

i had a dream last night that hendery came out as gender fluid and asked us all to call him gendery

“CHANGE GETTER 1!” I scream as I slam my car into the one in front of me

Jane Campion adapted “must get rid of toxic in community” into a full blown masterpiece.