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gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

Will the Brexit negotiator job become like jury service ?

i had a dream last night that hendery came out as gender fluid and asked us all to call him gendery

“CHANGE GETTER 1!” I scream as I slam my car into the one in front of me

Jane Campion adapted “must get rid of toxic in community” into a full blown masterpiece.

Kieran Culkin is what happens when you attempt to do a gritty human remake of Kermit the Frog.

The most important person you’ll ever love is yourself.

i just want Frank Ocean to come back

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

i’m surprised paul thomas anderson isn’t on twitter cuz he loves telling a story with 280 characters

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

@jonsteingart @AnthonyMKreis You know, the guy who actually does the reading. He's lovely

fav LA breakfast burritos: wake & late villa corona la azteca cofax c&m lily’s rick’s mixto samo’s tu madre sonoritas macheen lucky boy court cafe great white the rooster isaac's cafe all day baby the choriman corner cottage guerrilla cafecito doubting thomas angry egret dinette

If you’re upset because your 6 figure NFT could be worth less than another person’s 6 figure NFT you’re lucky you don’t have real problems tbh.

"Your top music moods are angst....." Take that, mom. I told you it wasn't a phase.

Why do people slurp coffee like fucking animals? Just wait until it's not hot, you fucking freaks.