
@JohnMayer
If I were a 24 year old intern, would I be able to copy Mr. Mayer's inimitable writing style? No, sir. Not this girl. https://t.co/jct9GXLRSa

@MartinKulldorff
As people stop fearing Covid, politicians start fearing people.

@peterkyle
What idiot needs an inquiry to decide if a party took place in his house while he was living there?

@EthanBearman
You do know that provocateurs provoke for your reaction, right?

@SarahSueButler
If two meth addicts start dating is it just mething around? Or speed dating?

@SwiftOnSecurity
What is the equivalent of the McDonalds icecream machine in Security

@maria_harrison
@JourneyRanger "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." Eleanor Roosevelt.

@ecomarxi
Fuck the Tories. Fuck Labour. Fuck the entire neoliberal establishment, playing their games while people starve and die. Fuck a minimum wage that you can’t live off. Fuck croneyism. Fuck the political decision that is homelessness. Fuck illegal wars. Fuck sanctioned wars.

@celebritygus
(andre 3000 voice) alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright (the last five years voice) the panic recedes
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