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You're out here wearing a taupe shirt with a blue & black plaid suit and a black tie? And I'm supposed to trust you to fix my hockey team??

i hope they invite emily culver to the next convention

@Kulambq No walk or anything you write or post on Twitter is a better use of time compared to watching Heat (1995)

5 things you don’t need permission to say: 1. This isn’t a good fit for me right now. 2. I need some time to myself. 3. I’m not interested. 4. That’s wrong. 5. No.

Un incendio en un Centro de Salud es informado a los pacientes como una "grave incidencia informática". L@s Informátic@s del #Sescam vuelven a ser usados como "comodín" para justificar los problemas. Es necesaria una rectificación. @COITICLM @coiiclm @SoliObSescam

Me texting a colleague who is on period leave

Sweet Caroline is the worst song that's ever been recorded.

कसैलाई टोक्नुमा छ मजा, कसैलाई टोकिनुमा छ मजा, अनि कसैलाई अरूले टोकेको हेर्नुमा छ मजा????

Don't try to be the best at everything... be the best at being you.

I painted a portrait of my dog on a pumpkin, what do you think? It’s totally sustainable and biodegradable fall decorating!

The feline urge to eat the plant in the living room

Wrestling is garbage. Grow the fuck up.

People have been visiting the Swiss Chalet in Burnaby to say goodbye over the last couple of months, stocking up on dipping sauce and enjoying the tasty chicken and ribs. Now Santa has delivered on people’s wishes, and we will speak with @SwissChaletCA super fan @danaosiowy

I enjoy a good heavily weighted bottom. Makes for a sturdy coffee cup. I don't like it so heavily weighted that I'm tilting my head back for far too long thinking there still might be some beverage left in there.

Everything seems to be within reach I just don’t know how to seize the moment

I wish guys came with reviews that would save a lot of time and energy ???