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@jgault13 time trial for show, race for dough

"Ma balls itch shpidahman but I can't reach em cause ma arms are are too stubby"

The hate for the entrepreneur is not really hate for the individual -It's hate for their insecurities reflecting back at them -It's hate for the regret for not trying -It's hate for the regret for being afraid to fail They hate that they want to be you

RHP Prospect, Eddy Yean #Pirates 97 Mph Fastball ? Thank you Washington

me - when did u guys get married? priya - idk oct 11? andrew - i think oct 10 priya- daniel would know me - …. daniel - i’m not telling u me - daniel when did they get married daniel - oct 9 @Prigoose @__drewface @danielgolliher

Нашел слитую переписку @evgeniy007 с потенциальными работодателями

“Maybe one day I’ll be better. But when I am, I don’t think you’ll matter.”

PM Roble is hereby instructed by his appointing authority to abstain issuing unnecessary,illegal & unconstitutional orders and that he should focus his responsibility to effectively complete the election process. @SomPundit @ShAbdiHersy @FarahMaalimM #Somali #Somalia

मेरी किसी पोस्ट पर हिन्दू विरोधी टिप्पणी न करे मित्रता गयी भाड़ में जब विचार ही नहीं मिलते तो कैसी मित्रता। ?जय श्री राम?

Mention a funny line/quote you have seen written on cars. Me:

Lino is a silent murderer. Lurks in the dark, keeps the spotlight off himself. When the opportune moment arises, he strikes. This life chose him. He embraces it. With deadly precision, he claims his victims. Tonight, UVA met their demise. Lino slinks back into the abyss.

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You don’t have to try to hide your scars, be embarrassed by what you’ve been through. You can be at peace with your scars. Those scars are your testimony. Those scars are your story.

your evil demon roommate corrupts you into smoking weed and being gay and having a foot fetish

do you ever make dinner and it tastes like absolute bum?

It’s better to be single as fuck, than it is to be in a relationship that makes you feel single as fuck.