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The hate for the entrepreneur is not really hate for the individual -It's hate for their insecurities reflecting back at them -It's hate for the regret for not trying -It's hate for the regret for being afraid to fail They hate that they want to be you

@rebeccagund I’d like to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers. If someone is being rude I’ll just ppppllllt cover them in spaghetti

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook kids starting high school.

me - when did u guys get married? priya - idk oct 11? andrew - i think oct 10 priya- daniel would know me - …. daniel - i’m not telling u me - daniel when did they get married daniel - oct 9 @Prigoose @__drewface @danielgolliher

۵/ بیشتر ادما رو خسته میکنی از گیر دادن به یه موضوع واقعا بی اهمیت و وجهه ی خودتو بیشتر و بیشتر خراب میکنی. ۴- راه های بهتری واسه ی دیده شدن هست. شو آف کردن،هی اصطلاحات قلمبه سلمبه ی انگلیسی اوردن وسط صحبتا، تلفظ خارجی طور "ررر"، ادعای خفن و کار خفن داشتن راهش نیست.

@jgault13 time trial for show, race for dough

RHP Prospect, Eddy Yean #Pirates 97 Mph Fastball ? Thank you Washington

your evil demon roommate corrupts you into smoking weed and being gay and having a foot fetish

Time to set goals for 2023. So here are mine 1. Create 300 hours of content. 2. Write nearly 25000 words of content. 3. Getting 25kg down 4. Cycling 5000km 5. Gym for 200 days 6. Keep a track of all of this and share results at the end of 2023. 7. Just enjoy more.

I think living during the potential of the internet was more interesting than seeing it all come to pass.

@b1ggreentract0r @OvOBrezzzy that shit mine now

Kieran Culkin is what happens when you attempt to do a gritty human remake of Kermit the Frog.

do you ever make dinner and it tastes like absolute bum?

You don’t have to try to hide your scars, be embarrassed by what you’ve been through. You can be at peace with your scars. Those scars are your testimony. Those scars are your story.

मेरी किसी पोस्ट पर हिन्दू विरोधी टिप्पणी न करे मित्रता गयी भाड़ में जब विचार ही नहीं मिलते तो कैसी मित्रता। ?जय श्री राम?

Mention a funny line/quote you have seen written on cars. Me: