
@Boyz2Mensheviks
If I told people that the IMT ate my son I would gain like 400 followers

@madhu___s
me - when did u guys get married? priya - idk oct 11? andrew - i think oct 10 priya- daniel would know me - …. daniel - i’m not telling u me - daniel when did they get married daniel - oct 9 @Prigoose @__drewface @danielgolliher

@KodyDuncanPGH
RHP Prospect, Eddy Yean #Pirates 97 Mph Fastball ? Thank you Washington

@biswash_
"समाज परिवर्तनका लागी संवाहक बनौँ, आफुले सक्ने सामाजिक कार्य गरौं" सामाजिक कार्य जसले गर्छ अनि उसैले महसुस गर्छ अरुको हाँसोमा आफ्नो खुशी ।

@OhhhThatsLaLa
bitches always want to start but when i get started now imma bully ? should of left my ass alone .

@mohsinkamaljk
“Maybe one day I’ll be better. But when I am, I don’t think you’ll matter.”

@taajir007
PM Roble is hereby instructed by his appointing authority to abstain issuing unnecessary,illegal & unconstitutional orders and that he should focus his responsibility to effectively complete the election process. @SomPundit @ShAbdiHersy @FarahMaalimM #Somali #Somalia


@JellyToad7
"Ma balls itch shpidahman but I can't reach em cause ma arms are are too stubby"


@ChroniclesNate
The hate for the entrepreneur is not really hate for the individual -It's hate for their insecurities reflecting back at them -It's hate for the regret for not trying -It's hate for the regret for being afraid to fail They hate that they want to be you

@RickBakas
@rebeccagund I’d like to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers. If someone is being rude I’ll just ppppllllt cover them in spaghetti

@PaulChato
I think living during the potential of the internet was more interesting than seeing it all come to pass.
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