@laceyrco
Dentist: *shoots you* You: *starts bleeding* Dentist: yeah you're bleeding because you don't floss
@johnsiyawajr
A man who truly loves you will cheat on you to make your heart stronger??
@DavidZipper
First time I made it into the NY Times' cooking newsletter. Pretty sure there won't be a second. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/15/dining/what-to-cook-this-week.html
@Inkotanyi_1
QUOTE, "We are going to raise the cost on the part of anybody who wants to destabilize our security. The cost is going to be very high" - President PaulKagame of Rwanda
@msft_fml
Just to clarify because I really got people calling me Microsoft (unironically) It's pronounced "misfit" https://t.co/wx4Q1yzsX1
@popey
On days like today, I am happy I put the source for my popey dot com blog up on GitHub, so people can offer corrections. https://github.com/popey/popey.com-blog/pull/9
@LtGovTX
President Biden has misled the people of Texas, the media, Gov. Abbott, and me. White House documents show that he terminated the emergency declaration on the same day it was issued, leaving Texas unable to claim reimbursement for expenses incurred after the declaration was… https://t.co/4j41rPczSb
@berilceylan
Zorlayıcı, güç ve kötü şartlarda çalışırken nazik ve anlayışlı olmak, daha çok kötüleğe maruz kalmayı ve anlayışsızlığı beraberinde getirebilir. Dikkatli olmak lazım.
@CentralCFC_
@tsilva3 @CBF_Futebol @tsilva3 te amo https://t.co/77phBgoJC6
@britiny_marie
My boyfriend got me a shirt with my most famous tweet printed on it. We’re never breaking up
@0x_kyle
Wow omg Stripe acquire Privy. Omg that’s amazing. Web3 will change forever. lol nice try, still rich don’t care
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