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I like to fart in my hand and smell it #smellslikeroses

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Not always sure if I'm still wet from the shower or already sweaty

Linkin Park did not and does not endorse Trump, nor authorize his organization to use any of our music. A cease and desist has been issued.

T 3599 -मैं हूँ उनके साथ, खड़ी जो सीधी रखते अपनी रीढ़। कभी नहीं जो तज सकते हैं अपना न्यायोचित अधिकार, कभी नहीं जो सह सकते हैं शीश नवाकर अत्याचार, एक अकेले हों या उनके साथ खड़ी हो भारी भीड़; मैं हूँ उनके साथ, खड़ी जो सीधी रखते अपनी रीढ़। ~ HRB to them that protect us

I use Signal every day. #notesforFBI (Spoiler: they already know) https://t.co/KNy0xppsN0

@PMOIndia @narendramodi . #रेल_मंत्रीजी_अप्रेंटिस_की_बात_सुनो हम रेल अप्रेंटिस ?नवभारत बनाने में अहम भूमिका दे सकते है ?रेल अप्रेंटिस डबल स्किल है ?तकनिक तोर अपनी अपनी ट्रेडों में माहिर है ?हम रेल अप्रेंटिस को रेल और देश सेवा का एक अवसर दे।? @PiyushGoyal @RailMinIndia @ShivaGopalMish1

The The principle Situation Behind it https://t.co/M8j5br38Gr

Standing down from launch today due to unfavorable weather in the flight path. Our next launch opportunity is Saturday, May 30 at 3:22 p.m. EDT, or 19:22 UTC

U was really really lucky...RELAX

just setting up my twttr

@piersmorgan shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.

Loook at mee nowww freshhherrr thhenn a motthaaaafuck

Kayleigh McEnany says in briefing that Amy Coney Barrett is a "Rhodes scholar." Barrett did not receive a Rhodes Scholarship, but rather received a bachelor's degree from Rhodes College in Memphis. When reporter points that out, McEnany says, "My bad" https://www.cbsnews.com/live/

if white claw doesn’t make a peppermint flavored holiday seltzer and call it santa claws i will riot

Stop keeping score. Just keep swimming.