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Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash
@mynameisntdave
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the zoo Every creature was stirring It was a zoo.
mike ginn
@shutupmikeginn
The older you get the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder
Brian M. M. Doyle
@WritePlay
*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel
paperwash©
@PaperWash
Scrooge: [evil his entire life] Everyone: you're an asshole Scrooge: please forgive me Everyone: ok Scrooge: Christmas Everyone: Christmas
Jeffrey Hadz
@Hadzilla
8 maids a milking is probably the only day of Christmas I can jack off to
Josh
@iwearaonesie
How much longer? Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Matt Lesniewski
@MattLesniewski
Congrats to @jgrn307, you're the winner! Thank you to everyone who entered the giveaway. https://t.co/tct05KGkdb
Anil Swarup
@swarup58
An idea can fructify, sustain and scale only if it is politically acceptable, socially desirable, technology feasible, financially viable, administratively doable and judicially tenable. https://t.co/3Qnx7JhYw4
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