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Jörg @kachelmann anderswo: @realkachelmann
@Kachelmann
Wenn der kartoffelige 60jährige Boomer-Alman nach 30 Jahren Mallorca immer noch nur "Isch krigg ne Servesa" sagen kann und die spanische Speisekarte nicht versteht, aber gleichzeitig von Asylbewerbern erwartet, dass sie nach einem Jahr hier besser Deutsch können als er selbst.
August Bembel
@AugustBembel
UND DANN IST DER ULLE, WIR NENNEN IHN DEN KAISER, DA '97 EINFACH IN ANDORRA ALLEN DAVON GEFAHREN. DAS KANNSTE DIR NICHT VORSTELLEN! ICH HABE DIE ETAPPE NOCH AUF VHS, KANN ICH DIR MAL AUSLEIHEN ODER DU KOMMST SPÄTER NOCH MIT HOCH, DANN ZEIG ICH DIR DIE STELLE. HASTE BOCK!?
ECNL Girls
@ECNLgirls
? WEATHER DELAY ? We are still under a delay. We will provide an update shortly.
ECNL Girls
@ECNLgirls
? WEATHER DELAY ? We are currently under a weather delay. Please head to your vehicles and we will provide an update by 5pm.
Michael Saylor⚡️
@saylor
Stocks, Bonds, & Real Estate are all fiat instruments that derive their value from the future stream of cash flows, discounted by the rate of monetary expansion + risk premium. They all fail as a store of value unless they can grow cash flows faster than the Fed can print money.
James Felton
@JimMFelton
Americans: I love the English, you are all so sophisticated The English:
NASFACTS
@NASFACTS
nascar is racing on dirt as a reminder of life’s inescapable surety that we will all one day perish and become one with the earth, and also for fun
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