
@michaeljknowles
Soccer is not a sport. It is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages Americans to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.

@caseyjohnellis
threat actor = someone who wants to punch you in the face threat = the punch being thrown vulnerability = your inability to defend against the punch risk = the likelihood of getting punched in the face

@VinnyLingham
If $30k continues to hold, we’ll likely break $100k #Bitcoin this year!

@wowthatshiphop
tyler the creator been cancelled more times than my Amazon prime trial subscriptions. it’s time to give up.

@woonomic
The genius of #Bitcoin is that it leverages our greed to grow. As it grows, everything it touches decentralises, to dissipate concentrations in power. https://t.co/lbUNHEoZdd

@RicardoBarrosPP
Quero falar à CPI e ao Brasil o quanto antes. Lamento o adiamento, sem motivo, da minha participação que seria na próxima quinta. Peço aos membros da CPI que me ouçam o quanto antes para que eu esclareça todos os fatos e prove a minha boa conduta.

@tylerthecreator
i wake up and look in the mirror and be like fuckkkk you are so fire im so happy im me always have

@IanKarmel
Alright, I'll open this thing up. I'll pay any Portland State Cross Country runner $50 to wear a t-shirt with my face on it around campus.

@SamQuinnCBS
The Suns won’t win a playoff series during this Chris Paul contract. They just punted away their chance at Fred VanVleet, a long-term core piece, and gave up a juicy first-round pick. This won’t end well. Enjoy your playoff appearance as you get waxed by the Clippers though.
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