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A lot of y’all don’t post content because you hate how you look. Everybody is ugly. Get over it. Get this forever money.

Ladies, if you could go on a date with ANY guy in the world, what time do you want me to pick you up?

@frankie_1987 No virus or disease provides us with an economic benefit that outweighs its cost. We haven’t simply accepted HIV, Polio, Measles, Yellow Fever, RRV, Malaria, Dengue, TB… In all cases, pushing to elimination (and staying as close to it as possible) has made sense.

Let's wait for the day we will meet @BTS_twt at the concert again. The day will come soon definitely. Stay safe until then!!

who the the fuck normalized $80 hoodies

I'm just a 28 year old soon-to-be-father listening to music made by a young man who has chosen to be called "Pooh Shiesty"

@wrestlingleva @SkyviewSkate Leva, you are the Keanu Reeves of professional wrestling.

@WhittyAuthor I don't want the book to end! I love Duchess so much and Walk too. I'd love to talk to you and hear how you became so skilled at the craft. Everything from plot to character and wordsmithery. Blown away by almost every sentence. You are a master.

@drunkenmadman @OzKitsch You're so broken down by age and sex you could be the census.

I’d make a great stepdad

Free estimates

Only right I made an appearance on dog day at the Minute Maid Park.

If you’re feeling perpetually crap, remember we’re going through a severe collective trauma & have been for 18 months. It will have a significant, long term effect on mental health. If you’re getting out of bed & managing to do some things then you’re doing great.

Here's what happened: we got hit on 9/11, it activated all our worst impulses, we lunged into an endless war with no chance of success, we predictably failed, and now an elite class with a lifetime of American-exceptionalism delusions just can't fucking deal with it.

@Iiejm “this is a tote bag, nothing more, nothing less”

I can’t wait to do my makeup again lol. Newborn life is chapstick and mascara I am y/n