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I'm so tired. I need coffee and a blowjob

I’ve had 4 25-ounce beers. I feel fine. Adds to the atmosphere. #SellBeerAtMemorialStadium #LNK

you weird i like u.

The real thieves don't have tattoos and dreadlocks, they are in the government with neat hair , big bellies and no piercings.

Happy Independence Day to all my fans and friends from India ?? “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” -Gandhi

It’s hard to understand how professional hitters can be this unproductive.The best teams have a more disciplined approach.The slugging and OPS numbers don’t lie.

ما تنها نیستیم ما تو مغزمون پُر از آدمه!

The slogans on the wall mean nothing to the guys with the guns.

Forget about sex, let's cuddle.

Now that we know Trump was setting a booby trap for Biden in Afghanistan, start pulling that thread. If you were out to sabotage Biden, think of every step, every move you'd make, and then understand that's what Trump did. Trump, Pompeo, Putin are enemies of America.

Friendly reminder that you have zero control on how other people perceive you so you might as well just be the person you want to be anyway.

@janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes “fuck me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80’s”

Also, a not friendly reminder that the left lane is not for playing heehaw with the fuck around gang.

I’ve said it before, but I can’t say it enough: underestimated friends, we simply do not have the luxury of time to waste on imposter syndrome. Whatever you’re being paid, it’s not enough. Whatever power you have, you can always have more, & there’s more than enough to go around.

Go toward self-actualization rather than self-image actualization. Search within yourself for honest self-expression.

marvel is legally not allowed to release anything when i die. the franchise dies with me.