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When I'm under Pressure :

@yikesaliyah exactly you literally are the premier artist of the world, you’re legend status and your work is incredible and every opportunity you have you’ve earned and you will continue to succeed and soar for that reason... period...

You're not a bad writer You just never sat down and wrote without checking your phone after 10 minutes.

@BlushingYokai That nut was poggers

@bicarbunate Dabi is a top that rails Shigaraki, who is a power bottom ?? However big switch energy with Chisaki ??

It’s always anomaly this, anomaly that. Have you tried just being nominal?

@tnntacles OH YOU FINE FINE

Any iPhone owners in #porsche land have issues skipping tracks via the steering wheel/onscreen PCM controls after the iOS 14.8 update?

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

@amandanat Twitter is the most immediate direct way to find out what the people in your area of interest(s) are thinking in the moment. Promoting = educating. ?

I was legitimately sad hearing about Norm Macdonald, his absurdist comedy got me through some tough times. Once, he spelled my name french-canadianly, but the vow is still pending ? https://t.co/PhwZkpTXdf

hello i am very annoyed by being the healer in everyone's life i just want consistent friends

Every place I look says “however many you want” but somehow I don’t believe they’d be cool if I showed up w 40 of my closest friends

yeah the movie about the beach that makes you old will probably be scary but it’s got nothin on being 27 and violently hungover playing sunday morning quarters at wildwood while some dipshit rising sophomore from lehigh calls travels on every other throw

so brave