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How long until we reach herd intelligence? Just asking.

Stop complaining about your life, there are literally people living in France

bro they r literally the cockroaches of the ocean fuck shrimp crunchy little bug fucks https://t.co/4Sr4Bt5y6o

I hate allergy season. I took Claritin, but nobody else did so my allergy medicine isn’t working

I'm listening to my pal @AlanHunterMTV and the MTV crew counting down the hits of this week in 1980, and I'm not gonna lie: When I hear "Lookin' For Love" I can't hear it now as anything but "Wookin' Pa Nub."

im an ADULT which means i dont have any HOBBIES if i have any FREE TIME AT ALL i will go LIE DOWN if you dont LIKE IT you can LEAVE

Love you guys outrageously so, and miss you even more https://t.co/DsI0xSdyxz

goodmorning sexies today is a great day to be sexy hot and kind

Do yourself a flavor town and only vibe with people who bring out the baja best in you

FC Barcelona Most Appearances : ? 7⃣7⃣8⃣ - Lionel Messi ?? 7⃣6⃣7⃣ - Xavi ?? 6⃣7⃣4⃣ - Andrés Iniesta ?? 6⃣3⃣4⃣ - Sergio Busquets ?? ? 5⃣9⃣3⃣ - Carles Puyol ?? 5⃣7⃣0⃣ - Gerard Piqué ?? ? 5⃣4⃣9⃣ - Migueli ?? 5⃣3⃣5⃣ - Víctor Valdés ??

That love bond

once the toilet was clogged at my friend’s house and i learned that they did not have a plunger, and instead their mom would roll up her sleeves and unclog the shit with her hands

@danielmarven Russian ?? Mafias will tell you "A fish with its mouth closed is never caught"

god deserves his ass ate for creating luke hemmings

I wear a mask so that Bill Murray can keep having birthdays.

Professional editors: Hmm, I'm not sure. I think it depends. Let me consult multiple style guides and reference books, check the dictionary, find comparable examples, and ask respected editing colleagues how they'd handle this. Internet person: You're wrong because I said so.