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manicpixiememequeen
@mpmemequeen
if jake gyllenhaal broke up with me at age 20, i would not have written “red,” i would have killed myself
A Proud Deplorable (2)
@justmeagain34
My son came to me last night and asked, “Dad, did you know in some countries you don’t know who your wife is until you get married?” I replied, “It’s like that everywhere, son.”
Corey Quinn
@QuinnyPig
Why are they still called “Googlers” and not something like “Alphabetches?”
Claribel A. Ortega
@Claribel_Ortega
This is karma for not choosing the name random penguin house
Warren B. Mosler
@wbmosler
When you understand MMT you understand the 'human condition' is one big ugly self-inflicted wound.
Laura: Magically better with no effort in January
@LShalott
up up down down left right left right B A sweater beard start https://t.co/NEx4t1Bzfr
The Progressivists
@Progressivist_
Wait until Virginia finds out they teach Arabic numerals in school… ??
Simply Red ❤️
@SimplyRedHQ
Top 5 coolest cultures on planet Earth 1. African Americans (they invented cool) 2. Working Class British Musicians. 3. (A close 3rd) Jamaicans 4. Jewish Americans 5. Flamenco Gypsies
Jessica S. Robles
@DoctorJRo
how do I get a conference t-shirt that fits the words "I'm not ignoring you, if I have no glasses on I cannot see you & if I have glasses on I'm probably so deep in my mind that I also cannot see you"
dream
@dreamwastaken
@ItwtAlot I'm not even going to let this one get traction, fuck off with the fake grooming accusations it's not cool or funny. I came up with the name Sapnap in 2019 and before then it never even existed. He never went by Sappy on discord and the screenshots are fake. Fuck you.
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