asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla

This looks like Harry is her hairdresser and he’s looking into the mirror explaining what he did to her layers.

Ungikakela ngiphila kodwa🤣😭😭

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Replying to @chalkyheart @monkeyminion and @DennisVLaPrade

@chalkyheart @monkeyminion @DennisVLaPrade Listen to Valentine.

Como en el cristianismo, el marxismo, el psicoanálisis o el anarcoliberalismo, en el culto al bitcoin los no creyentes "no entienden" o les falta algún don ("fe") o con alguna limitación (tu mamá te pegaba de chico) o motivados por algún interés. No existe el disenso respetable.

I’ve eliminated sleep from my schedule. Just running on adderall, coffee and revenge nowadays.

when you think about it aren’t all men bald?

Bomboclaat

Tesla stock price is too high imo

Am donating $100M towards a prize for best carbon capture technology

News has just come from @NASA NASA that India's screams are being heard as far as Mars.
#Kabul
#faizhameed

My mother’s missal retains a powerful witness to her Faith and Eucharistic piety. As the priest would kneel in adoration of the Sacred Host, she would kiss the words of consecration. Sixty years later her lipstick is still there!