@cbearreport
We should focus less on a person’s astrology sign and more on where they park at the mall
@Chasten
My child waited to have a blowout and require an early departure until after Patti Labelle was finished singing at the White House Tree Lighting. Start them young, raise them right.
@ElieNYC
Christ, social media is the worst. For the record: I haven't had an abortion. I write passionately about abortion rights solely because of my personal experience of meeting human women and recognizing that they are people. If you can't understand that, please fuck off.
@briantylercohen
Not a lot of Democrats know how to fight but thank fucking God @marceelias does. Just saying.
@elonmusk
Let’s set an age limit after which you can’t run for political office, perhaps a number just below 70 …
@JasonDRobins
To all the haters out there, we will see. Check back with me in 2025
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