
@EthanBearman
You do know that provocateurs provoke for your reaction, right?

@SarahSueButler
If two meth addicts start dating is it just mething around? Or speed dating?

@SwiftOnSecurity
What is the equivalent of the McDonalds icecream machine in Security

@maria_harrison
@JourneyRanger "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." Eleanor Roosevelt.

@ecomarxi
Fuck the Tories. Fuck Labour. Fuck the entire neoliberal establishment, playing their games while people starve and die. Fuck a minimum wage that you can’t live off. Fuck croneyism. Fuck the political decision that is homelessness. Fuck illegal wars. Fuck sanctioned wars.

@celebritygus
(andre 3000 voice) alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright (the last five years voice) the panic recedes

@mamamaryelle
This chick just confused my Chanel boots with gucci…… ummm get your eyes checked sweetie. But what can I say? Cheap girls only know cheap things ??♀️

@DamienERNST1
Ce cargo bike n'a aucun sens. C'est juste une camionnette électrique moins confortable pour le conducteur et avec un niveau de sécurité nettement moindre pour ce dernier, et sans doute aussi pour les autres usagers de la voie publique. https://t.co/8z9EplX3p6

@Michael8easley
Btw every 10 seconds another person that can’t guard me comes into the word
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