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Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

I just now met a minister here in Oklahoma whose first name is “Gospel,” and I am trying not to covet that.

Alright Oklahoma you know the drill... Don't be embarrassing.. Put on your cleanest wife beater in case you end up on the news

@ventureboring @OoUuChris @KOCOAbigail Who hurt you. Show me on the doll

Budtenders are the chiropractors of pharmacy

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

@johnsummit I love John summit I’ll stand in the middle of an apocalypse to listen to that fire ass shit

‘’Sucede que en cierto momento de la vida uno descubre que está rodeado de extraños: compañeros de trabajo, clientes, acreedores, vecinos y cuñados. Los amigos de verdad están lejos, probablemente encerrados en círculos parecidos‘’. #CrónicasDelÁngelGris

Behind every sibling, there's one that's unemployed but lives a very expensive life.

S1 is now effective.

@_lhermann Least favorite task. Compared to admin marketing is glorious

Reinstate former President Trump

Please demand that @UnbankedHQ fire Thomas Tiedemann for illegally doxing my house/address in what he thought to be anonymous fashion.

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