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it has come to my attention that internet vigilantes are debating whether the grim reaper is the ultimate villain in our timeline. i would like to encourage some speculation that the much bigger villain is my wife who just put me in time out for calling my kid an incel

I’ve never seen Michigan fans so scared in my life. They don’t really believe in themselves like they claim they do. The Boogie Man is coming.

The Bidens are the most corrupt family ever to occupy the White House. The laptop proves it.

Happy birthday to a future collaborator and co-conspirator and one of the few real Satanist out there @shanebugbee! Absolutely glad and proud to call you a friend.

@kshayjogani If I buy high ROCE businesses with strong competitive positions in attractive industries, with a history of getting stronger over time, at a reasonable price, good things will happen, one of which is growth. Messy world is not reductionist to mechanically break it down in A*B+C.

Nobody in the GOP wanted to talk about the transgender issue after 2016. Nobody. Then we started running ads. Then Virginia happened. 2022 happened. Now, this is a litmus test issue. You're either with us, or you're against us. And the GOP is with us. 2/

happy mothers day to all u moms

Woo hoo I got a hot girlfriend

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Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions? Yes.

Il #Napoli si supera. 11 vittorie di dila da recorf e vantaggio di 11 punti sulla seconda, ma finale reso per i 2 gol dell’#Udonese. E il 3-2 ha la firma di #Osimhen. #SerieA

In the 1970s & 80s, anthropologists working in small-scale, non-industrial societies fastidiously noted down what people were doing throughout the day. I’ve been exploring the data & am struck by one of the most popular activities: doing nothing. [thread]

Fish-Man se fait vieux, personne ne l'oubliera jamais mais l'eau se doit de couler sous les ponts ; l'œuvre qui lui succédera est enfin en cours de route et est pleine d'ambition

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@SenMarkey @washingtonpost Perhaps it is because your real account sounds like a parody?

Su Twitter C'era uno Sciroccato totale Un demente Di prima categoria Che scriveva i tweet Così come lo sto scrivendo Ora Nella sua testa erano poesie Credo Come si chiamava?