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In the 1970s & 80s, anthropologists working in small-scale, non-industrial societies fastidiously noted down what people were doing throughout the day. I’ve been exploring the data & am struck by one of the most popular activities: doing nothing. [thread]

Fish-Man se fait vieux, personne ne l'oubliera jamais mais l'eau se doit de couler sous les ponts ; l'œuvre qui lui succédera est enfin en cours de route et est pleine d'ambition

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@SenMarkey @washingtonpost Perhaps it is because your real account sounds like a parody?

Su Twitter C'era uno Sciroccato totale Un demente Di prima categoria Che scriveva i tweet Così come lo sto scrivendo Ora Nella sua testa erano poesie Credo Come si chiamava?

1) What

Qui a la plus grande espérance de vie? Un sac à main à Marseille ou un enfant à Lille?

@KeeblerElves suck my cock ernie keebler

@sampullara Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!

how old were you when you put down the guitar hero controller and felt the warm soft embrace of a real woman

i actually think i have the biggest fattest juiciest ass in #survivor history

Danke dir @marco_tralles für‘s Teilen und deinen kontinuierlichen Support! ? und natürlich großen Dank für deine führende und entscheidende Rolle bei der Entwicklung unserer tollen Software #gomus ! ?

My mother asked what I was going to make this year for Thanksgiving and I said, "a scene."

If I never wake up from this food coma, please tell my family I died doing what I love. #Thanksgiving

4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving? Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza. 4: Their dad was probably mean, too.

The best part of Thanksgiving is changing back into my pajamas after wearing real clothes for an hour at dinner.