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You must break the pattern today. Or the loop will repeat tomorrow. You must break the pattern today. Or the loop will repeat tomorrow.

Bengals win the AFC North.

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old niggas still luv 2 say rap is dumbed down these days like the first ever line wasnt I said a hip hop Hippie to the hippie u dumb bitch

I main 17 characters and co-main 15 more. I have 25 secondaries that I've never even fucking played. My 15 tertiaries make my 19 quaternaries look like septenaries. I have a duodenary that I play for four minutes a month and it might as well be a god damn main at this point.

the irony of neil’s tweet is that by framing science itself as “true” he’s influencing people to be more skeptical of it in a time of unprecedented misinformation. science is an ever refining process to find truth, not a dogma. no matter his intent, this message isn’t helpful https://t.co/sf4zLm33Jm

thau domingo eu entro de novo ta?

i had a dream last night that hendery came out as gender fluid and asked us all to call him gendery

@ymmayer Pussy so good it ends racism

The cleaner the eating the closer to God

Stimulate your ass to work

I don't know a single person who works in tech and hasn't seriously thought about quitting and opening up a coffee shop in a small town in the middle of nowhere

chicken served at the 3-Michelin star Epicure restaurant in Paris, France.

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

Just got asked to autograph a breast. My wife was nearby, so I told him “no.”

yoongi can cook & sew, has level 1 license, great survival skills, can build/repair things, getting masters degree + studies psychology, does calculus as stress relief, human encyclopedia, loves architecture, has dog parenting diary, is a musical genius, like... the material here