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Sometimes life doesn’t go as planned and you just gotta find joy in the unknown.

I saw Hbox at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, "you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the rat, isn't that right buddy?" I laughed as a courtesy. "Hey would you mind spotting me?" Hbox asked. "I'm doing weighted pop offs today"

A little red wine, vintage record, some Ambien ... and magic!

@AndrewYang My brother, you have to keep reading. What happened next?

O Butantan esclarece que não será necessária uma 3ª dose da vacina contra a Covid-19. Afirmar isso é disseminar Fake News. A Coronavac é segura e eficaz após o ciclo de duas doses e mais 15 dias, conforme apontam vários estudos.

can someone send me the link to xcx world???

पढ़ाई लिखाई करी होती, कभी स्कूल गए होते, किसी बड़े पद पर होते तो आज रामचरितमानस के दोहे पढ़ने की जरूरत नहीं पड़ती।

When ur boyfriend jeans are also ur skinny jeans ?

Strength in numbers ??

@realchasegeiser ?? worth it

Christ, social media is the worst. For the record: I haven't had an abortion. I write passionately about abortion rights solely because of my personal experience of meeting human women and recognizing that they are people. If you can't understand that, please fuck off.

You must break the pattern today. Or the loop will repeat tomorrow. You must break the pattern today. Or the loop will repeat tomorrow.

Bengals win the AFC North.

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old niggas still luv 2 say rap is dumbed down these days like the first ever line wasnt I said a hip hop Hippie to the hippie u dumb bitch

I main 17 characters and co-main 15 more. I have 25 secondaries that I've never even fucking played. My 15 tertiaries make my 19 quaternaries look like septenaries. I have a duodenary that I play for four minutes a month and it might as well be a god damn main at this point.