@Kachelmann
Wenn der kartoffelige 60jährige Boomer-Alman nach 30 Jahren Mallorca immer noch nur "Isch krigg ne Servesa" sagen kann und die spanische Speisekarte nicht versteht, aber gleichzeitig von Asylbewerbern erwartet, dass sie nach einem Jahr hier besser Deutsch können als er selbst.
@dougboneparth
The stock market is not a casino! A casino gives me drinks when I lose my money.
@RealDeniseWelch
With all of these ‘conspiracy theories’ around,why don’t the govt do a tv show where we the public ask questions and they answer them. Like the olden days! Why have these ‘emergency powers’ given them the right to tell us f…k all about decisions that effect all our lives!!
@rachsyme
trying to write at my parents' house is them telling me "we'll leave you to it" and then every 15 minutes popping over to ask how it's going and/or share a fun fact they heard on npr or, if you're my dad, start playing banjo not 5 feet away
@DeekshaNRaut
If the spainish series ‘Money Heist’ is remade in Ind!a, it should be named ’PMCares’.
@dril
By engaging with my Troll bait ,you hav e fallen directly into my ass. Good evening
@elonmusk
Dragon can also hover & land propulsively, but we use the parachutes for maximum safety https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=07Pm8ZY0XJI
@iamsrk
Quite amazing how thots can weigh u down & set u free. All else is restricted by its physicality. Freedom is just a thot & so is confinement
@DeepLeffen
Top 3 things you should ABSOLUTELY NOT say in neutral: (1) "yet another neutral win from yours truly" (lean in for a kiss); (2) "hey what's this little guy doing here?" (gesture toward genitalia); (3) "hey, what's a furry got to do to get off around here?" (get euthanized)
@Snowden
The Lord of the Rings: a story where the social elite coerce a trust-fund kid's hard-working gardener into shouldering global risks. Before it's over, he has to physically carry his useless employer (and their jewelry collection) up an active volcano. Ahead of its time, really.
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