
@faketitojohnsON
europe’s whole schtick is “at least we’re not american” while being 100% responsible for the concept of america ?

@pixelatedboat
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

@inaminatikaa
LinkedIn kholo toh career ki aur Instagram kholo toh lifestyle ki insecurity hoti hain, Twitter hi badhiya hain, wohi 8-10 racists ulti seedhi bhakchodi pelte rehte ghar jaisa mahaul lagta hain

@Gabepluguez
After 3 decades of listening to his doctors, my father ended up with: • Cancer • Diabetes • Heart disease After 3 years of listening to his son... He lost 40lbs & became cancer free. Here's 19 health secrets his doctors never told him: 1. Stop doing diets that have a… https://t.co/7PhkW0QyOm


@IAmAaronWill
Fake has become so acceptable that people get offended when you keep it real.

@brianschatz
Eggs and coffee around 20 percent more expensive. Airplanes crashing. Mass layoffs. Tariffs. Data breaches. Shutting down energy projects. Letting food and medicine rot. Either they are really shitty at helping you, or you are not the one they want to help.

@katyperry
Found a curly fry in my dress just now. Gonna eat it. Hope that's ok. #goodnightgoldenglobes
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