@StephenKing
I don't usually post pictures of myself, but today is an exception.
@sethfromcove
My wife makes 3x more than I do a month. You think I’m embarrassed? You think I’m hurt not being the breadwinner? Not one bit. I do the dishes like the good little husband I am.
@elonmusk
In retrospect, it was inevitable
@YRN_Jay15
Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last
Make humanity a multiplanet species!
@tylerthecreator
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Am donating $100M towards a prize for best carbon capture technology
Open your eyes, look up to the skies
@dianacillia
plagiarism??? girl i found your whole lesson plan on quizlet
@PeteBlackburn
Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner
@ladygaga
earth is cancelled
Technically, alcohol is a solution
