@SethEverman
tested positive for sad
@Mormonger
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
@tylerthecreator
i just wanna hug all my niggas
@Technothepig
technoblade
@Twitter
Not today, men.
@linkinpark
Linkin Park did not and does not endorse Trump, nor authorize his organization to use any of our music. A cease and desist has been issued.
@MeCookieMonster
Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.
@elonmusk
The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false
Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX
is everybody gonna be fucking everybody when this is over
Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla
@sunnydelight
I can’t do this anymore
