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?Miranda?
@mirandagousley
Meghan said lord Rothmere you are a punk ass b**** & your paper is a fail ???
Max Keiser
@maxkeiser
If I had any confidence in politicians I wouldn’t be buying #Bitcoin for 10 years. Bitcoin came about in part because our financial/political institutions are collapsing from hyper money printing. Why would I call DC senators/arsonists to put out the fire they started?
Imoh
@imohumoren
Ancelotti’s Champ-Matic 2 Tracks 1. Ls in their names 2. Is This Your Top 3? (EPL diss) 3. You Will Walk Alone 4. Men of African Descent in Paris ft Vini and Rodrigo 5. Don’t Need You (Mbappe diss) 6. Dinosaurs are Forever ft Mourinho 7. You’re welcome ft Chelsea Boys choir
Paul Graham
@paulg
"Do I criticize your clothes? I made peace with your clothes years ago." — Jessica
Snorklhuahua
@weinerdog4life
Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.
Grayscale
@GrayscalePA
It’s “I hate the people that you’re hanging with”. NOT “I hate the people that you hang with”. We’re not sure who uploaded it wrong, but they still haven’t fixed it. Please edit it on all those lyric sites so we don’t have to look at it being wrong anymore. Thanks :D
BIG KWAFFY ?
@Onlyykwaffy_
Davido's "Stand strong" will be a Grammy award winning song and I'm not Capping.
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@jinsbun
i stopped saying i liked reading as a hobby bc everytime someone asks “oh! what do u like reading?” i can’t say “jk getting fucked in the ass”
Mike Reiss
@MikeReiss
Bill Belichick said the Patriots are using the visitor's locker room, in addition to the regular locker room, so players can spread out. And there is plenty of plexiglass. "I don't know what the plexiglass bill is around here, but it's got to be pretty high," he said, smiling.
Kelsey Hightower
@kelseyhightower
SRE rule number four thousand and eighty. Deploying on Friday is shady. So devs watch your stack 'cause you might have to rollback. Check the logs y'all
Jon Lovitz
@realjonlovitz
”Who was the funniest comedian, offstage?” And we all say, “Chris Farley.” He’d do anything for a laugh. Here he is at my Super Bowl party. I had kittens in a room w/ the door closed & a sign “Do Not Open! Cats inside.” I walk by the room & hear Chris say, “Jon?” & I see this!
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