@Onlyykwaffy_
Davido's "Stand strong" will be a Grammy award winning song and I'm not Capping.
@jinsbun
i stopped saying i liked reading as a hobby bc everytime someone asks “oh! what do u like reading?” i can’t say “jk getting fucked in the ass”
@MikeReiss
Bill Belichick said the Patriots are using the visitor's locker room, in addition to the regular locker room, so players can spread out. And there is plenty of plexiglass. "I don't know what the plexiglass bill is around here, but it's got to be pretty high," he said, smiling.
@kelseyhightower
SRE rule number four thousand and eighty. Deploying on Friday is shady. So devs watch your stack 'cause you might have to rollback. Check the logs y'all
@realjonlovitz
”Who was the funniest comedian, offstage?” And we all say, “Chris Farley.” He’d do anything for a laugh. Here he is at my Super Bowl party. I had kittens in a room w/ the door closed & a sign “Do Not Open! Cats inside.” I walk by the room & hear Chris say, “Jon?” & I see this!
@CryptoNature
Hey. Your matter recalls cosmic explosions and you tasted oblivion before you learned your own name. Fear nothing.
@Claribel_Ortega
This is karma for not choosing the name random penguin house
@Magerroh
Kontra K sieht aus wie ein Neonazi-Aussteiger
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