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“Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs Won The Bourbon Bowl?” - Bobby Boucher Jr.

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

Fancy hotel restaurants in Europe are the same price as Doordash in San Francisco.

https://t.co/wqADw4JeyD

gimme head in the middle of a crisis or whatever illenium said

If you're ever in trouble

me: hi welcome to the party people with dogs: we have to get home and let the dogs out

"systematised weaponisation of Ukraine's grain that we are documenting is unprecedented in modern history, and has involved extremely intricate pre-planning. It is purposefully designed to deny food to civilian populations in third-States" Yousuf Syed Khan https://globalrightscompliance.com/2023/11/16/new-report-reveals-large-scale-organised-russian-plan-to-systematically-pillage-ukraines-grain-using-proceeds-to-fund-occupation-and-illegal-war/

#KanganaRanaut explains how she has only to lose by talking about powerful lobbies in film industry & how they turn needy outsiders against her. https://t.co/uSYSdoLNuK

My girlfriend’s new boyfriend asked me about NFTs. I told him to go all in on yetis. Fuck you José.

Trump wants to invade Panama, Greenland and now Gaza. Trump is a warmonger.

now I need a beer

Love yourself for who you are, and trust me, if you are happy from within, you are the the most beautiful person and your smile is your best asset. ??

The claps in the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. song should have been screams

This mutant strain has become its own pandemic—one that leaves us in denial about our ability to create change. https://edwardsnowden.substack.com/p/the-new-denialism

The real thieves don't have tattoos and dreadlocks, they are in the government with neat hair , big bellies and no piercings.