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Little known fact: literally every spelling of Hannukah is correct. Channukah? Hannhooka? Chewbacca? Channing Tatum? All fine.

Most HR by a NL second baseman... since 2014: Ozzie Albies since 2015: Ozzie Albies since 2016: Ozzie Albies since 2017: Ozzie Albies since 2018: Ozzie Albies since 2019: Ozzie Albies since 2020: Ozzie Albies since 2021: Ozzie Albies Ozzie's first full season was in 2018.

Second stage engine cutoff confirmed. New Glenn’s second stage and payload are now in orbit. Another burn coming up...

#FBF T-shirt inception @notsarahgreen ??

To make error is human. To propagate error to all server in automatic way is #devops.

i’m not like most girls, i’m a 330,000 pound completely aquatic marine animal

Remove the curfew Mr. President!

EXTREME close-range intercept of strong #tornado outside of Crockett Texas. Deployed graviton sensors and took a direct hit. We could hear the tornado several minutes before impact

@JustinqReid @PJGreenTV tuna ina can ?

PLANTS: imma wave my genitals in the air HUMANS: mmm fragrant

i’m drunk.. and i’m high.. and i’m in miami bitch

The transfer portal has killed high school recruiting.

Simple hack for getting good at anything: Do it 1000 times before complaining that it’s hard.

i asked a girl to prom by giving her a fancy jewelry box with the note "will you Gogh to prom with me." inside the box was a fake bloody ear

drake the type of dude to fanclack at a show then get mad at u when u politely ask him to stop

On my way to vote in the elevator a woman asked me if I knew who I was voting for. I said yes. She said I hope PPC. I looked at her and said I’m gay and I love abortions. Anyway it got awkward after that.