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open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur?

Biden wasn't elected. He was installed. You know, like a toilet.

UR LAST TWO BRAIN CELLS HANGIN WITH SOME DINOS IN OHIO ???

nice “nuanced character writing” you fucking dipshit now check this out

I'm a Pull Stack Developer. I just pull things off the Internet and put it into my code.

Happy 50th Birthday to a legend. As Tupac would say himself 'People die but legends live forever' #Tupac 'Cause any day they'll push the button And all come in like Malcolm X or Bobby Hutton' #WestSide

We need a ⏭ button for: The 1st 6 min of every Zoom call The 1st trimester of pregnancies & Pentecostal services Februarys The 11 secs before sex when you take your draws off When singers wanna do 1 from the new album My mama trying to tell me how I know this lady who just died

I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?

maturing is realizing the crazy astrology gals may have been right about everything this whole time

I wish time never mattered

Colts Nation,don’t you worry…we’re gonna get The Horseshoe at least 2 Lombardis this decade…as sure as the sun rises and the seasons change,it’s COMING???! Don’t you ever doubt that,EVER! YOU WILL SEE GREATNESS? BELIEVE AND YOU WILL SEE?????

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eat mushrooms....headbutt bricks....kick turtles.....wear overalls....slide down flagpoles ...Mario was tripping . https://t.co/3r5aRywTdb

me: [struggling to think of things to talk about] "so what do you do for a living?" barber: [slowly stops cutting my hair]

If Bitcoin goes to 100k I'm gonna buy a Winrar license.

No one is too busy, it's only a matter of priorities.