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Yo pidiéndole amablemente al de QA que me de los pasos para reproducir el bug

if your banker looks like this, your deposits are safe

Me texting a colleague who is on period leave

Dopo due anni di vaccinazioni e miliardi di dosi somministrate in tutto il mondo la sicurezza del vaccino contro il COVID è un dato ampiamente dimostrato. Nessun farmaco è stato sperimentato in maniera così ampia. Eppure qualcuno continua a insistere che 2 più due fa 5.

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

@NewWorldOrder56 @PrinceCrypto6 @John_Hempton Let me guess: you think we would be better off as a country if Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren were President?

Look how cute i am now that swelling from surgery has gone down. Lol ?

@brad_dawg GET OVER IT BRAD LIFE IS SHIT

i refuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the (((Keebler Elves)))

We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?

O Palmeiras é, de fato, o maior campeão do Brasil.

Should it be legal or ethically okay to eat a child with a mental capacity lower than the smartest animal that is regularly consumed by your culture? (assume the parents consent)

@VOYAGEFOREVERRR @_EagleInTheSky @YouTube Opa, se é para o TCC.. Não ponho ABBA para ouvir, mas se toca Dancing Queen, ou Fernando, ou SOS, eu canto junto aos berros. Para dor e consternação dos que estiverem próximos. Sabe como é, eu desafino, amor.

Want to grow as a person? Stop seeking attention

Made some good progress yesterday! https://t.co/4iPONBSIM5

Ripuloin Perse kastetta pursuaa Vitun kala, moi Aanus mahlansa vuodattaa Kun ripuloin Moni oottelee Ja ilakoi Turmio lähenee (Tune: Pisaroi)