
@thedankoe
Wake up. Hit snooze 4 times. Stare at your phone. Roll out of bed. Make coffee. Sit in traffic. 8 hours of unfulfilling work. Sit in traffic... again. Argue with your "significant" other. Walk the pet. Watch TV. Pass out. Repeat. This should scare the shit out of you.

@MUCYOtweets
Ubundi GEN-Comedy show iba every Thursday tuzayita Jeudi Mechant Reba abazaba bahari Bose uteranyeho mwenyewe @MerciNdaruhutse njyew nayobewe igiti akozemo?? cyaze entrance ntahenda ni 5K muze tumushyigire Ejo Thursday from 18h Pm


@RGisanintwari
? Mubyukuri @FERWAFA irimo kubaka umupira aho mu myaka 3 izaza nta muntu uzifuza guhura n'amavubi, abakiri bato barimo gutegura, ibikorwa remezo birimo kubakwa mureke tubahe igihe barashoboye... ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ Trust the process! #BEPOSITIVE


@Fact
If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

@caricaturella
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@ninajirachi
my fav thing is a few ppl who were mad about paying me to dj when i was a teenager are interacting w this ? the price is going up cunt https://t.co/XHrsVNzzki

@cb_doge
$44 Billion was not the cost of Twitter. It was the cost of restoring "Free Speech" @elonmusk

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