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Realize that people don't owe you anything. Realize that you owe yourself everything.

A plain white t-shirt with the words "Beyonce's Holiday Sweater" written on it is the laziest creative design I've ever seen. It's not even a sweater. Smh. I'll still buy 5 tho #merch

just pulled up and everyone knew u

@stephmelia_ applebees girl ???

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

And it’s a great fucking story. https://t.co/J7lKZQvKim

your science teacher was handing back your tests face down but you wanna do your own research on the vaccine ?

@Keisinger Топ бро - надеюсь дадут годовым еще больше, а потом и Дайтону купишь

Сегодня Мария Певчих @pevchikh выступала в Нью-Йорке, поэтому короткий тред про то, как вообще проходят такие встречи и что там обсуждают, небольшой тред, в котором будет жанр репортаж перемешан с иронией и субъективизмом, поехали

You said “i love you”, but Camila said:

@DannyBagsZ @OGKidCarmy I changed my @ and when you search now it doesn’t show anything under my previous @. Did you consider that Starsky? ??

Look, he told me to “smoke a cock”. So I reacted.

@planttss we love a toxic queen

Go to a Styx concert and report back, cool guy. Your entire worldview will fall apart right in front of you. They will grab your stupid little dick on the first song and refuse to let go. https://t.co/bAYAQkC6m6

@punk9059 @jholguin @NFTbark Ok 2 years. Just as sad. It’s a cartoon made up of no where. Why would anyone want it? A bull run never has saved a cartoon script before. Doodles are dead.

Imagine being Travis Kelce and knowing that in 2-4 years the most commercially successful album of all time is going to be dedicated to calling you retarded