@decentralises
Qui a la plus grande espérance de vie? Un sac à main à Marseille ou un enfant à Lille?
@elonmusk
@sampullara Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!
@fattt0ny
how old were you when you put down the guitar hero controller and felt the warm soft embrace of a real woman
@lydia_meredith
i actually think i have the biggest fattest juiciest ass in #survivor history
@GomusGo
Danke dir @marco_tralles für‘s Teilen und deinen kontinuierlichen Support! ? und natürlich großen Dank für deine führende und entscheidende Rolle bei der Entwicklung unserer tollen Software #gomus ! ?
@AlisonLeiby
My mother asked what I was going to make this year for Thanksgiving and I said, "a scene."
@harikondabolu
If I never wake up from this food coma, please tell my family I died doing what I love. #Thanksgiving
@XplodingUnicorn
4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving? Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza. 4: Their dad was probably mean, too.
@amydillon
The best part of Thanksgiving is changing back into my pajamas after wearing real clothes for an hour at dinner.
@Ticketmaster
Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.
@drmoore
I just now met a minister here in Oklahoma whose first name is “Gospel,” and I am trying not to covet that.
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