@PhelleAlt
@cookigooner Im a- fuck... oughh.... oh shit... *big ass turd slides through my leg and plops onto the floor* - ohhh... oh im sorry i- what was i saying?
@XEXEEZY
You guys are gonna scare off new followers when they look in the replies and see 10 people asking ”where’s our pawjob”
@Sam_5516
The fucking lack of any talent on display this year from 99% of people. How on earth do you accidentally use salt in a dessert. #masterchefuk #MasterChef
@pabloschi
Chicos la pueden amar u odiar pero Furia es la protagonista indiscutible de este #granhermano Todos los demas son actores secundarios y otros como los bro apenas extras. Lo demas es cotillon
@duborges
Divulgarei os dados para acesso no https://www.instagram.com/canalduborges/ caso o Twitter caia.
@GalatasaraySK
⏱️ 3’ Icardi’nin golünün ardından Fenerbahçe sahadan çekildi. #GSvFB
@1followernodad
No offense to the Von Trapps but if I go to a lavish party and seven kids just start singing about how they have to go to bed, I’m using that time to refill my drink.
@ToenailRodent
No offense to Maria von Trapp but it’s just not true that when you know the notes to sing you can sing most anything
@shellenberger
BRASIL À BEIRA Este é Michael Shellenberger, e estou reportando a vocês ao vivo do Brasil, onde uma série dramática de eventos está em andamento. Às 18h52, horário do Sao Paulo a corporação X, anteriormente conhecida como Twitter, anunciou que um tribunal brasileiro a forçou a… https://t.co/d6kRtCEktn
@MichaelDell
Focus on what you can control. Build something, anything. A product, yourself, a family, your community, a team, a company or organization, relationships. Or help someone else do it. Don't complain or be a victim, ever. #PlayNiceButWin
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