
@skullmandible
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

@ch000ch
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

@realDonaldTrump
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

@elonmusk
Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st

@realDonaldTrump
Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!

@Mormonger
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

@aparnapkin
oh nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun

@realDonaldTrump
“It’s a terrible situation, and I blame the leaders of those cities. The President of the United States has fought through a lot of different things since he’s been in office, and to be honest with you, he’s done one hell of a job.” @HerschelWalker @seanhannity @FoxNews
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