@somethinglovely
mom: so if your friends jum-- me: ━━━━━┒ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃\○/ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / ┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻┻
@InternetHippo
julius caesar (dying after being stabbed 23 times): please…name a salad after me
@aparnapkin
sorry i am running late, i was leaving my apartment & then accidentally sat down
@supershayne
Friendship: When two weirdos accept each other even though they're weirdos.
@folha
Veja cinco bares onde assistir à final do Campeonato Paulista neste domingo https://guia.folha.uol.com.br/bares-e-noite/2021/05/veja-cinco-bares-onde-assistir-a-final-do-campeonato-paulista-neste-domingo.shtml?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=twfolha
@WayneRooney
@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
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