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David Hundeyin
@DavidHundeyin
Electing a government is like agreeing to have sex with someone. It is a consensual understanding, and said consent can be withdrawn AT ANY TIME. If the people have withdrawn consent, saying "You have to wait until the election," is like saying "I must continue until I orgasm."
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private
Bola Ahmed Tinubu
@officialABAT
Police.Do not attack protesters. Your children are involved. Your lives are involved.You Children's future lie here.
Chartz, Mr. OPENING PRICE
@FloydWilliams46
Dear Trader, no matter your experience level, you're trading against AlGOS and clever MFs who taken their ass whoopings, and now they giving them out.
Fastin Chedericks
@FazChedericks
Some parent just got mad at me for drilling their 8 year-old daughter in the face off an overhead. If they can't take the heat, maybe tell 'em to join pickleball. Fuck outta my clinic.
Fastin Chedericks
@FazChedericks
Went to see Despicable Me 4 today and wow...just wow. I don't even know where to begin. The plot, the animation, the writing...it was perfect. Greatest movie of the year, maybe even the decade. Anyway here are some photos of me at the theater.
Hustle Malone (The Reboot)
@MaloneHustle
@Elliottt93 I’m a FATHER who loves GUNS and RIB EYED STEAK don’t touch my DAUGHTER GERTHA
Office of the Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick
@LtGovTX
President Biden has misled the people of Texas, the media, Gov. Abbott, and me. White House documents show that he terminated the emergency declaration on the same day it was issued, leaving Texas unable to claim reimbursement for expenses incurred after the declaration was… https://t.co/4j41rPczSb
منصة اقرار
@EGRAR_SA
شراكة مهنية توقيع اتفاقية شراكة مهنية بين منصة الربط الرقمي بين المنشآت والمكاتب المحاسبية المرخصة #منصة_اقرار وشركة جودة الحسابات للاستشارات المالية @InfoJwdt في المعرض السعودي الدولي للتسويق الإلكتروني والتجارة الإلكترونية @sidmc_sa بمركز الرياض الدولي للمؤتمرات والمعارض… https://t.co/BHYLB7QiZv
Cal is Podcasting!
@MTGCal
Abolish the Reserved List but only so we can have a textless Chains of Mephistopheles
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