
@kaspth
I was legitimately sad hearing about Norm Macdonald, his absurdist comedy got me through some tough times. Once, he spelled my name french-canadianly, but the vow is still pending ? https://t.co/PhwZkpTXdf

@pumpkinxm
hello i am very annoyed by being the healer in everyone's life i just want consistent friends

@GeorgiaShenk
Every place I look says “however many you want” but somehow I don’t believe they’d be cool if I showed up w 40 of my closest friends

@BigWrenchUlt
yeah the movie about the beach that makes you old will probably be scary but it’s got nothin on being 27 and violently hungover playing sunday morning quarters at wildwood while some dipshit rising sophomore from lehigh calls travels on every other throw

@MrsZanga
No body can TATATATATA your man unless he is interested. Stop fighting an adult over an adult biko??

@LibyaLiberty
I’d like 3 quogles of jellied eels, my good man. https://t.co/KKUYh0YYxW

@LazyDudeDanny
@SynArticulo Nothing in the world will ever top this.

@ludlowjrollo
@NormOrnstein Can someone check with Clarence today and find out where his wife will be sending the buses today and tomorrow? I think the Capitol Police would be interested.

@murph_alert
@KTAwardsRadar @MatthewLillard I did get the chills at the pitching sequence when the piece of shit kid famously had trouble with the curve and peanut boy showed him up
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