
@PunkRevNow
Do y’all ever think toilets talk to each other when no one is around like “there is a poop amongus”

@PatrickAllies
Writing a book about all of Britten’s music except community opera, going to call it The Rest is Noye’s.

@WSJ
German Catholic bishops and lay leaders on Friday called for their church to bless same-sex relationships, challenging a Vatican ban on the practice https://www.wsj.com/articles/german-catholic-leaders-support-blessings-for-gay-couples-challenging-pope-francis-11633107983?mod=e2tw

@carlilla5
Voy a despertar a la chiquita que duerme hace 12 horas y me la encuentro así:


@orangebook_
You only get irritated by the small things because you are not focused on anything big.

@scottmelker
I will be releasing a one page book on investment strategy called “Buy Shit And Wait.” Those will be the only 4 words in the book.

@ahmedhankir
Two of the toughest things for authentic people: Forgiving yourself Letting go of the past...

@lavern_spicer
If the border looks like “slavery days” Maxine, it’s because the Democrats created BOTH situations.

@ImSpeaking13
At the podium, Lauren Boebert says women need a Glock 19 to protect themselves from sexual predators. In reality, she just marries them instead.
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