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I'm not saying #dogs are expensive but look- Furzey & Thor have a credit card slot on their heads ?

for my husband's 30th birthday i'm letting him mansplain interstellar to me

?️‍⚧️ The trans-colored character of the day is... Twizzly Gummy Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom!! ?️‍⚧️

kylie jenner when travis has to sing lullabies to stormi

Fun Fact: The President doesn’t set gas prices.

follow me yo im cool

The men don’t beg you anymore. They just ignore you and block you when they wrong now. I don’t like that. Bring begging back.

Isma'il Thiab sentenced to 3 yrs in prison, his US citizenship just revoked. He used his identical twin brother's identity to enter the US, obtain passports & hide his work for former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein in the Special Republican Guard @USAO_DC https://t.co/n69l78b2Ll

Many people are strongly saying we really sent William Shatner—an old Jewish fella—up to space to inspect the Jewish Space Laser. ?

You are in a Brave New Fahrenheit 1984

cant wait for the snow to come so i can snort it

“Next you’ll tell me there’s a University of Writing!” ?

My girl drinks like a Tio ?

"I already have an immune system" ??????????????????????????????????????

@DeezeFi Fwiz is one of the greatest minds of modern day. His vision for gaming is always evolving, a prime person for the future internet. He’s already done so much with YT gaming, will be nice to see what’s up his sleeve

NEW: Smoke is seen rising from Casa Bonita, signaling Colorado has a new congressional redistricting map. #copolitics