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FC Barcelona Most Appearances : ? 7⃣7⃣8⃣ - Lionel Messi ?? 7⃣6⃣7⃣ - Xavi ?? 6⃣7⃣4⃣ - Andrés Iniesta ?? 6⃣3⃣4⃣ - Sergio Busquets ?? ? 5⃣9⃣3⃣ - Carles Puyol ?? 5⃣7⃣0⃣ - Gerard Piqué ?? ? 5⃣4⃣9⃣ - Migueli ?? 5⃣3⃣5⃣ - Víctor Valdés ??

That love bond

once the toilet was clogged at my friend’s house and i learned that they did not have a plunger, and instead their mom would roll up her sleeves and unclog the shit with her hands

@danielmarven Russian ?? Mafias will tell you "A fish with its mouth closed is never caught"

god deserves his ass ate for creating luke hemmings

I wear a mask so that Bill Murray can keep having birthdays.

Professional editors: Hmm, I'm not sure. I think it depends. Let me consult multiple style guides and reference books, check the dictionary, find comparable examples, and ask respected editing colleagues how they'd handle this. Internet person: You're wrong because I said so.

A las mujeres no se les debería exigir título para ejercer la carrera de Derecho, con el acta de nacimiento es suficiente.

But really, it’s our anniversary. Five years of wedded bliss - plus another three of communicating through Twitter. I love you, @dougboneparth.

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*pardon all my typos , than then etc, भावनाओं में ग्रामर का स्थान नीचे होता है ;)

Turns out, the only thing preventing Britain from becoming a Banana Republic was EU regulations about bananas.

From now on I would like @thetheatrecafe to refer to their seating area as “MT Chairs at MT Tables” and that only.

There's a cricket stuck in our wall and I'm slowly descending into madness like some sort of annoying version of The Tell-Tale Heart

Paneer Butter Masala and Garlic Nan. That’s it . That’s the tweet.

Normalize being obsessed with your body and going to the gym.